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Farmageddon said:

Spphi and Dany, I have a question for you guys.

Say there's this girl, hot as can be, amazing body, unbelievably pretty with those dreammy eyes, a girl so perfect to your tastes you can barely believe your sight. Take the girl you most wanted in your life and imagine she's at most ok compared to this one. (oh, you can swap her with a guy if you want)

Now this girl you do any and everything with you. Everything. There's just a single catch. You have to share a beer with her. Justthe one, and it'd be shared. Would you do it?

Btw, shes on your lap, rubing herself against you in the most exciting way imaginable, and you have to decide now. Drink or walk away?

Oh my, so dreamy... Wait! Beer?! Then he can go f**k himself!... Oops! I mean she! I meant she!!!



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