"You seem to forget that when you read by pressing the X button and enjoy it, your playing."
No, that is just a form of flipping a page in a book, merely that it's usually one way. You really are twisting the definition here.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs