| sapphi_snake said: @insomniac17: I was forced to read the books by my ex girlfriend. (In case you're wondering, Twilight is a part of the reason we aren't together. And I've never been happier to not be with anyone.) LOL, I should tell my cousin that Twilight can ruin relationships. Maybe that will get her to forget about it. Honestly, I don't blame you for leaving her. I don't think I could date a girl who GENUENLY thinks Twilight is a good book. First off, Mrs. Meyer, we get that Bella is plain. Thanks for telling us a billion freaking times in the first book alone. Second, if Bella is so plain, why are there multiple (5 or something) guys who are all described as insanely hot attracted to her, and competing for her attention? Yeah, that's bad writing right htere. Then again Bella is a Mary Sue type, so it's no wonder every guy likes her. Third, Edward is a fucking creep. He says that he's been staring at her in her sleep for months. He likes the way she smells. Basically, he's a stalker. Definately agree with this one. I mean, do girls really like it when guys stalk them. I thought that the whole "they're asking for it" was just a myth. Bella thinks he's the most attractive guy on the planet, and he's all mysterious or some crap like that. That's called lust. Well, if there's one good thing about this book, is that it shows that girls can lust after guys and actually want sex too. Typicallly girls are presented as being uninterested in sex. I could go on and on... I have, actually. For nine pages. Comparing HP, Twilight, and The Eye of Argon. Wow, can you give a link to that post? |
I actually don't remember where I posted it. I do have it saved on my laptop though. Turns out the whole thing was about 5 pages, rather than 9. Still, it's a decent summary of why I think Twilight sucks (with random comparisons).
