Scoobes said:
You have an evil aunt and cousin. I'd rather rip my own heart out with a spoon. Thing is, everything about the books (and films) is plain piss poor. Poorly written, poor characterisation, lame plot and complete rape of the supernatural vampire/werewolf genre. Honestly, the author needs to get a Thesaurus and expand her vocab and adjective use as it's just plain repetitive. Even Charlane Harris' Sookie Stackhouse books are better (although written poorly, still not as bad as Twilight), at least they gave birth to True Blood. |
I know, I was just watching a guy read the book on youtube. I have never seen such a bad written book. I mean lines like "tears were silently running down my face". WTF is that???!!!
The biggest plot twist was when he read the info about the author and it said that Stephenie Meyer had a degree in English literature.
"I don't understand how someone could like Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but not like Twilight!!!"
"Last book I read was Brokeback Mountain, I just don't have the patience for them unless it's softcore porn."
(The Voice of a Generation and Seece)
"If you cant stand the sound of your own voice than dont become a singer !!!!!"
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