I don't tie myself down like that. When I met my 360, I specifically told her "I love you baby, but d21 has gots to be free! -Free to show love to all the gaming systems. Life is too short, baby! Aaaaahhhhhwww Yeeeaaah!"*
She told me that she understood. Then, one day the bitch tried to kill herself! I sent her to Microsoft for some counciling. She seems to be okay with my casual affair with the Wii, now.......but wait until she finds out that I've been flirting with the PS3........
*read in deep "Barry White" voice for maximum effect.








