44. Kirby Super Star
That's right, Kirby super star WOOT!!! This game is awesome and that's all there is too it. Also, there is more too it
I remember playing this game and pondering, "Imagine getting a blowjob from Kirby, Jezzuz Christ!" One thought led to another (starting with blowjobs nonetheless)... And I reached the conclusion that Kirby is a mass murdering psychopath. How? On the outside, it's a cute and lovable blob of cute, but take a closer look at all it's done... Devoured the souls of countless innocent creatures and shit them out as stars! :O Srsly, starman didn't do nothin' to nobody!!! The worst part is we're to blame for this virtual Holocaust! D': And the worst perpetrator of all is Nintendo. As usual, they mask genocide with charm. Those bastards!
Just imagine: Being sucked up by whateva teh fuk Kirby is... a tear rolling down the eye just before being compressed a 1000X that of a black hole... what a TERRIBLE way to go!!!! Honestly, if I could choose between being executed by either Kratos or Kirby, I'd choose getting my head torn off and shoved up my ass by Kratos any day.
Oh yea, and this game is fun
