Alby_da_Wolf on 21 December 2010
| Vashyo said: lol, these are so true. I like how the main characters village allways burns down when he isn't around. :D |
LOL, thinking about it, I'd like to see two clichés from the 190-plus list combined together in one RPG: the hero's village burns while he's oversleeping, with a bubble of snot inflating and deflating from a nostril and while his mother desperately tries to wake him up! 
Oh, since we're at it, let's add some cephalopod fetish: meanwhile, his girlfriend, waiting for him, is raped by the main antagonist's evil octopus (*) pet and after a while gives birth to a sexy but evil tentacled girl (that towards the end will be redeemed, her tentacles removed, replaced with arm and hand protheses and transformed in a yummy octopus salad). O-)
Edit: (*) Squid can do too, but please, not cuttlefish, I don't like it very much.
