If they'd only provide me with a research grant to hire a few "lab assistants," I'm confident I could produce some man-made life in less than a year.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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