TruckOSaurus on 15 December 2010
| General: | Mr. Bay, can you think of any idea how to outwit these terrorists? |
|---|---|
| Michael Bay: | I believe I can. [the officials get their pens ready to write] We start... by making a big CG building and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH! [makes a diving motion with his left arm] and it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL [simulates an explosion with his arms] a-and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right? [has his right hand go over his left arm like a motorcycle over a helicopter] |
| General: | [firmly] No no! We need ideas how to stop the terrorists! |
| Michael Bay: | An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH [makes a crashing motion with his right hand] And then this huuuge tanker full of dyna- [launches into a series of explosions] |
| General: | [fed up] Those aren't ideas, those are special effects! |
| Michael Bay: | I... don't understand the difference. |
| General: | I know you don't. Get him out of here! |
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