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Doobie_wop said:
Chairman-Mao said:
Doobie_wop said:

I sometimes wish I had a really hot sister.


That's the grossest thing I've ever read

Is it? I don't know, I think it'd be pretty damn cool if my life turned into one big hentai fiasco. My talking dog would try and talk me out of my insecurities, I'd get to drive a mech to work every day, I'd randomly unleash powers I never knew I had, I'd always be stuck at the innocent age of 15 and I'd have a super model older sister to sex me up orally. That sounds like a pretty cool life, don't be jealous.


I'm going to spend the next 30 minutes or so trying to erase my memory. Maybe if I stick this pen far enough up my nose I'll forget what I just read.