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Metacritic are horrible people. One time, they kicked my friend's dog, just for the heck of it. Then they stole her alien key chip thingy.

And then I shot their brains out.

But that shows you they are up to no good.



GOTY Contestants this year: Dead Space 2, Dark Souls, Tales of Graces f. Everything else can suck it.