DKC Returns is TOO HARD

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Beuli2 said:

--OkeyDokey-- said:

I was expecting responses like this. I'm not bad at platformers. I've got 4 stars next to my NSMB Wii save file. That is not what anyone would call an easy game. Never once did I feel like it was cheap.

This game is different. There's one level that has you navigating the side of a pirate ship. You noitce that as the cannons get ready to fire a flap lifts up that can be used as a platform. You notice as it goes down the one next to it goes up. See the pattern here? So you jump on the first platform, wait a few seconds and jump to land on the next one as it goes up. You then go to do the same for the third cannon (which was offscreen seconds ago), but it doesn't go up. You fall and die. It turns out the third one only goes up after the first two have gone through 2 cycles. WHERE IS THE LOGIC?!

Then you are a newb because NSMB Wii has 5 stars in the file! HA!

Not only that. But NSMB Wii is only hard if you get the 5 stars with multiplayer. The single player is easier. The second player helps sometimes, but they make everything more unpredictable most of the time.

 

Even 5 stars doesn't mean much to me if it was single player.