PETA releases "Super Tofu Boy"

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The tips actually make me lol.

"Meat-eaters are 9 times more like to be obese than vegans are."

"Vegans make better lovers."

"Tofu doesn't scream when you cut it."

Also the inconsistency of 55 million and 27 billion animals are killed every year is pretty lolzy too.