How do I do a good troll?

[Rainbow Yoshi]

Beuli2 said:

Rainbird said:

Beuli2 said:

Rainbird said:

Start by claiming to be the #1 Flower fan on VGChartz. You will learn a lot from the consequences.

I won't ever play a game with flower or yarn on it's name!

You're doing it wrong!

I just made a new troll. Check it out on the main page!

You should state this as well: 

The free gift with Donkey Kong Country Returns is the best yet!