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Malstrom just posted an email from someone on a ranty whinefest against Donkey Kong Country Returns - whoever wrote it sounds as if they're crying because a lava level was too hard for them :D Then they proceed to construct a conspiracy theory as to why the game is "garbage" because it's Yet Another Industry Game, Just Like Mario Galaxy. 

For his part, Malstrom first says he can't comment since he hasn't played it, the goes on to comment since he hasn't played it ;) Complains about the controls, natch (even though he hasn't played it), because that's the easy bitch everyone who can't figure out how to flick a wiimote is bitchin' at.

I think the quickest way to get an email posted on Malstrom's blog is to rant about a new industry conspiracy or why New Release X is an Example of Hardcore Gamer Evil, whether or not what you say makes any sense. Malstrom will find a way to agree with it.