Hadron Collider detects 'Big Bang' matter

[shio]

Rainbird said:

Kantor said:

shio said:

And the chances of us all dying has just increased 1000%

Yup.

From zero, to zero.

No one dies? Immortality has been found?

Not that I know why it would rise 1000%, it was already 100% to begin with.

Well, there's a species of jellyfish that doesn't age! But I doubt that even they would survive a second big bang :)