GT5 disappoints due to being “only a racing game”

[SamuelRSmith]

lestatdark said:

SamuelRSmith said:

lestatdark said:

I think the game should be a mash-up of every other genre combined, then throw a bit of candy out of the PS3 blu-ray drive and finally explode into a double rainbow when you finally complete it.

And even then people will complain that the double rainbow was too blurry to see all the colours xD

Well, that pretty much kills replayability and resellability - 4 points.

That's true, but it will make you king amongst meme peers, so your coolness and internet lordship will increase as well, so that's only a -3 points for GT5

I dunno, I'm pretty sure possessing something that explodes into a bunch of rainbows pretty much voids all house insurance. -5 points.

I'm fairly sure that such a feature would brick more than one or two consoles, too. Again, -2 points.

And  internet friends tends to have an inverse relation to real friends, and inverse relation squared to female friends. -6 points.

Basically, at this point, you'd need to be deaf, dumb, blind, stupid and European to buy the game at this point.