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Several things are on my mind, including:

My flimsy-ass bed, which broke the previous night... If you think that buying furniture from JC Penney is a good idea, then congratulations: you have dog shit for brains!

Thanksgiving Day, which I'm actually looking forward to (though my mom might be dreading it; she has to cook the turkey), though I don't know where I'm going to sleep come Thanksgiving weekend. (see previous thought)

Christmas Day, which has me scared to death. What will I give to my family? What will I get from said relatives? The suspense is tearing me to shreds.

My morbid obesity, which leaves people surprised that I can still walk. WHY DOES FOOD HAVE TO BE SO TASTY?!?

And my inability to sleep through the night, which can be blamed on sleep apnea as a result of the subject matter of my previous thought. Which, apparently, my Primary Care Physician will do nothing about, because he's more lazy a bastard than I am.

@ Tino Vaino-whatever: You are a good artist. But to be a great artist, you're going to have to stop worrying about what other people think about your work, and just do it to please yourself.



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