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Next time they interrupt you during sex, receive them completely naked, with your dick smeared with brown make-up and complain with them that anal sex requires more quiet.   

Edit: Jokes apart, my serious advice is to be more steadfast. Once I had a bossy GF, that wanted to change everything about me, I answered her that I didn't mean to become another person, either she liked me as I was, or she could leave me. She left me and after her I had girlfriends sexier and with far better characters. And I'm totally in peace with her, while after years, when we happen to meet, she still alternates peaceful and friendly to angry mood towards me.   



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