HAHAHA!!! I just had that exact same problem!!!!
From noob to noob: Do not under any circumstances tell her you'll keep twitter's dedicated Justin Beiber servers up just for her. Do not compiment the same garment reapeatedly. Do not tell her about your new minesweeper high scores every day.
Dos: Shell out the cash for her and she'll know your interested. Once she fully understands how you think of her, she'll see you in a different light and act differently towards you (you'll know when you see it cuz she'll either be super friendly to you or shun you). It's pretty much the only way to know for sure.
I'm not a fanboy, I just don't enjoy dual analog control. It's d-pad or wii-mote for me.
the conduit has changed the way wii play games. 
I know. I'm sick of the puns too.
