VGChartz! I need your ADVICE on WOMEN!

[Mr Khan]

ConnorJCP said:

Step 1. Take Clothes off.
Step 2. Put balaclava on.
Step 3. Wait outside her house, and when she comes out do a flying turkey slap.
Step 4. The next day she will be sad, then you comfort her and bam, your in the sack.

Thank me Later.

Sic 'im boy!

Seriously though, i know what i *should* do (more or less what has been recommended to me here), i'm just agonizing over it and being self-destructive by making this as public as possible, and figured it's better to seek solace through an attention-whoring thread instead of a bottle of jack daniels (doesn't help that there's a liquor store up the block)