d21lewis on 05 November 2010
I just got home from the barbershop where I spent an hour being educated by the dumbest son of a bitch that I have ever seen. I kept thinking "I should record this conversation because nobody will EVER believe how stupid this guy is." In 60 minutes, I learned how Jay-Z was the anti-Christ, how the government is run by aliens, how the Illuminati is running entertainment, bomb making, and how ghosts are real. This may all be true, but the guy's reasoning was halarious!
The highlight of the conversation: When the man said "I can't be no astronaut. You might be going to the moon, make a wrong turn, and then you done flew into the sun!" He was dead serious! I laughed until I actually shed tears.
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