1/10
Worst of the SW movies. Many people claim that Empire Strikes Back is one of the best movies. Maybe it is, but in so doing this movie. Is the Counterpart to the Yin. This Yang SUCKS.
It's not even the acting that's bad. Heck I could live with the acting. It's the Story. I can't believe how bad the story was.
In the original Trilogy Luke was us. Luke was our home life. Normal. Arguing with parents check, want something more in life check, being naive check. Luke then get's thrust into an adventure. Anakin however wasn't us. He was a slave that was some kind of miracle prodigy. ok they want Anakin to be awesome. But they didn't build him up to it. We didn't evolve with Anakin as we did with Luke.
So Anakin comes into AoC as some whiny teenage brat with super powers. Obi-won is shoved into the place of both a father figure(again a super hero) and best friend(who is a super hero). Did I mention Anakin is a superhero? This isn't some Anime where the feminine teen who lives some what ish normal ish life get's thrown into an adventure. No we start up right from the first scenes that something BIG is happening. ESB didn't dot hat.
Then Anakin sees the princess....
wait she lost her royal title. Royalty is ELECTED????? WTF? Yes I knew this and wondered about the same bizzaar crap in the first movie, but in the second movie. it's nature really showed. Royalty is a blood line. George Fucas wanted us to feel comfortable with Naboo. So he gave it an elected government like America and most of the world. And that's where most of the problems with that thought come from...
and falls in love instantly.... nope. Sorry that's not love that's hormones. Our Super Hero's go off to find the assassin which takes them on a journey across many planets. With a relatively incompetent Jedi order. Boba Fett dies(wait that's his dad), R2 flies...
No that's enough... This movie was fanfic. Everything about it was written as Fanfic. The most important element about the movie. The Romance which is suppose to finally turn our Hero into one of the most evil bad asses for generations was aweful. The Romance was written by some kind of dreaming 14 year old boy.
What the movie should have been? Anakin growing up and Palpatine slowing working his way into the mind. But the movie just set's everything on the wrong foot. This movie conveyed every important element that needed to be establish wrong. I can't even form a coherent writing as to how bad this movie was and why.... it sucked.
Squilliam: On Vgcharts its a commonly accepted practice to twist the bounds of plausibility in order to support your argument or agenda so I think its pretty cool that this gives me the precedent to say whatever I damn well please.
