twesterm on 03 November 2010
| Kantor said: You're entitled to your opinion, of course. But 0/10? Really? ...e, it does keep it from being a total catastrophe in the eyes of even the harshest critic, surely? Same message to Twesterm, except that he didn't pretend to justify it. |
Fine.
- George Lucas can't write about love to save his life which is horrible since this movie is about Anakin and Padme's love
- George Lucas can't write to save his life in general
- The movie is just filled with stupid moments that just dont' make sense and too many to list. Like why did an assassin hire an assassin to kill someone in a horribly complicated way?
- The big fight at the end was boring and felt pointless. The B1's are laughably worthless and nobody cares if a clone dies.
- The action is overly choreographed and just feels fake. They're neat sequences, but lack everything else.
- Everything is done on a green screen talking to green screen characters so nothing in the entire movie feels real. Everything feels manufactured.
- Good actors doing a bad job with a bad script and awful actors doing an even worse job with a bad script.
- The music was a letdown
- Samuel L Jackson did an awful job as Mace Windu because Lucas could not have done a worse job casting him.
- The plot is nonsensical
- Waaaaaaaaaay too much fan service
- C3PO
Do I need to go on? The Phantom Menace was a giant slap in the face because it took a highly revered series and shit all over it and that's why I probably have that knee jerk OMG IT'S AWFUL!! reaction and I probably forget about this one because Phantom Menace made me almost not care about the prequels and forget how bad Attack of the Clones actually is.
So again: 0/10
