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I give it a 4.5/10.

First, the good:

Darth Maul

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.

Lightsaber fights

The Bad:

Jar Jar Binks

Retconning the past (Vader made 3p0?? Obi didn't remember the droids? )

Jar Jar Binks

Try and rewatch the time on Tatooine. It feels like they're on the planet for 4 hours.

Jar Jar Binks

The Dumb:

Jar Jar Binks

A planet run by an ELECTED child.(and attempting to make it seem like anything but a ridiculous idea)

Making Padme so much older than Anakin. Did anyone not realize that the love story was going to be terrible in the following movies? "Up next - Ms Padme Bangs a Boy"

The reason for needing to pod race - Watto being unwilling to accept Republic credits. Really? It takes very little time to travel across the galaxy, and there's no place to exchange currency in a SPACEPORT? You're saying a greedy guy couldn't charge an arm and a leg and then go get the money converted to valuable goods? Qui-Gon had a large sum of money, but it was turned down, no negotation. If a mechanic was charging someone $3000 for repairs and they were like "I have 25,000 canadian dollars." Would a mechanic tell them to take a hike? Or lick his chops and make out like a bandit?

Besides, there's a planet  under an aggressive blockade which attacked the queen's vessel and attempted to murder a couple of Jedi Knights. The situation isn't pressing enough to use "aggresive negotiations" to obtain a hyperdrive? Apparently putting a child in danger is somehow less objectionable.

But I digress...

Yes, I think 4.5 is quite generous.