yes I just bought a mega millions ticket and a powerball ticket. The guy told me it was the winning ticket, not sure which one but I will be good with either one.
Now lets all think I'm going to win so that it effects some kind of quantum butterfly effect process.
If not i'm going to have to start a sex web site or some sh-z.
Yes at some point I should make a million dollars.
At this point I only got 990,000 to go, thats nothing!
IF I sell off everything I own I should be close to 10% there. SO WHEN I LOOK AT IT THAT F-ING GUY AT THE STORE BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT MY TICKET!







