loves2splooge on 31 October 2010
My husband Elliot (the female hero's childhood friend) gave me an STD! That motherfucker. He probably got it from that bitch Linda! How could he? I went out and committed adultery twice out revenge but sadly my avatar isn't getting knocked up outside of wedlock. So I can't have my ultimate revenge on him sadly. Maybe I'll just throw an orgy on the martial bed and then bust a cap in Elliot's ass (sadly there is no "cut off his joystick while he is sleeping" interaction in Fable III).
