If I ever develop superpowers and become PROFESSOR CHAOS that Destructoid asshole JimIis dead. Seriously the FABLE games are like fucking pixar movies you may not love them like I do, but you have to be a sociopath and not understand human emotions to dislike them. The only reason I can see people not liking it is if the player is someone who does not lik the games try too hard to be extremely easy, accessible, and fun. I mean if Fable were an actual person it would like the coolest, charming, funniest person you ever dated.
Like any person it does have it own share of flaws too though. It may be a little bit gassy, have an std, be cheating on you with that douche you thought was your best friend, have lice to high heaven, or may even be a closetted cross dressing dnd playing transgender furry who also thinks they have magic powers and have angel wings. They are really just stoned as hell.It also may have a parent who brags and exagerated constantly about there achievements and now nobody wants to take the kids seriously even though they are almost as awesome a person as there parent said they were. That may also be a reason you do not like them.
Still even with these eye widening flaws these games have a magically and endearingly human quality about them that very few games or people can replicate. The fact that some people still love the games to death even with the broken promises and heartbreak just shows how good the good parts of the game actually are. And that this reviewer is bullshit and should be shot to death by fireing squad.







