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The REAL reason is, that Microsoft told every Live Subscriber that they get 77 Virgins when they die in real life, and when the Year 2423 has come, theyll be ressurected and given a free Space Ship, and with it, a Cookie.

 

Sorry Lewis, but your secret isnt a secret any longer!

And now, excuse me guys, i have to get my Subscription.



I'm a Foreigner, and as such, i am grateful for everyone pointing out any mistakes in my english posted above - only this way i'll be able to improve. thank you!