Here's the analogy:
-Wii's online is just some skanky girl that will let you have sex with her. You probably won't feel satisfied afterwards and you may even feel a little guilty. Plus, you'll always wonder if she gave you a disease.
-PS3's online is that sweet girl you always wanted to have sex with. You can be her friend and eventually she gives you what you want. You feel pretty good about yourself and you're happy with her.
-360's online is that one really sexy girl that makes you spend your whole paycheck to get with her. To your surprise, she's REALLY good at having sex. Yeah, all you wanted was the sex but when you wake up in the morning, you find out that she made you breakfast, mowed the lawn, bought you a new iPod, and gave your dog a bath. You'd be happy just having more sex but considering that she's only with you for your money, it's not that bad since you're getting more out of the deal than you want.
-And PC is like a pornstar that has sex with you AND buys you nice things.
