The death penalty.

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I'm for it... but only kinda sorta.

I think it's okay if the death penalty-ee is allowed to choose their method of execution. No, I don't mean "Chair or needle", I mean any method. For example, if I ever get the death penalty (which won't happen as long as nobody checks my back yard!) I would like to be suffocated in a vat of ice cream.

Or better yet, suffocation by boobs. Female boobs. I'd at least go out with some dignity...