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You know what I think? Your uncle is right. Uncles can be full of awesomeness. When I was about 12 or 13, on a long ride home from a fishing trip my uncle gave me some of the best advice. He told me that he would never ever fuck a girl that he wouldn't go down on first. Some may say that should mean to choose wisely, I saw it as go down on everyone I planned on boning, and I tried.



I LOVE paying for Xbox Live! I also love that my love for it pisses off so many people.