I had them when I was 5 so your hug is powerless against me! I got them the week of our kindergarten Christmas party. I remember because when I came back to school in January, my kindergarten teacher told me that they saved me a cupcake. Then she took it out of the freezer. I was sooo excited to get a cupcake. Then she told me that the cupcake was no good anymore and she threw it in the garbage. I was devastated!!
That moment changed my life.
*Damndest thing but something similar happened when I was in the Airforce. We were only allowed to eat healthy food and water for weeks after I enlisted. Then, after suffering, our drill seargent told us we could eat whatever we wanted. I grabbed a big piece of strawberry cake with white icing and I topped it with ice cream. As soon as I got ready to eat, he came to my table and said "THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE DONE!!" And we had to drink our fluids (some disgusting drink called Basic-Aid and throw all of our food away! I still believe that was the greatest slice of cake that I would have ever eaten.*
