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The instant heart attack:

  • Cook one pound of ground beef
  • Add 8oz of salsa
  • Add another 8oz of Cheez Whiz
  • Scoop it up with your favorite Tortilla chips.

Try not to die.  It's one of the few dishes I can cook.  It tastes sooooooooooo good but only a real man can survive the impending heart attack that follows.