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ItsaMii said:

 Paint those watermelons purple and you get a gamecube. Duct tape 2 together, add white paint and you get a Wii. Greenpeace states that the white paint is made with baby seal.


 Well that's just crazy. The paint is made from Baby Seal Oil. Not the whole baby seal. It's the reason baby seals die everytime someone links Amazon's sale charts as a credible source. It motivates them to kill more seals in hopes of upping Wii production so they can sell more.