ItsaMii said: Paint those watermelons purple and you get a gamecube. Duct tape 2 together, add white paint and you get a Wii. Greenpeace states that the white paint is made with baby seal. |
Well that's just crazy. The paint is made from Baby Seal Oil. Not the whole baby seal. It's the reason baby seals die everytime someone links Amazon's sale charts as a credible source. It motivates them to kill more seals in hopes of upping Wii production so they can sell more.