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Reality:

- True love

- Jalapeños

Fiction:

- Ice cubes in your underwear

- Standing up with your hands or Hanging from your feet(blood to the head)

- Drinking a smoothie in less than 10 seconds

- Wear your team's shirt and scream and dance in the rival team's fans corner telling them their team sucks b***s and a**. Then run for your life (adrenaline high).

- When your mother in law leaves the house after her home visit.

- all your kids go to summer camp.

- drinking beer with a straw

- drink 10 - 13 beers and hold your urge to pee for 10-20 minutes as soon as it comes, then go to the restroom