The average man cries 6 times a year

[Random Person B]

MasterZack said:

Random Person B said:

I have not cried in over 11 years.  I have teared up.  But that happens with yawning.

And even back then it required a kick to my balls to get me to cry.

Man, do you have a heart??

There are things that make me sad.  It's just such a waste of time to cry tho.  If I see a bunch of orphans begging for food, i'll feel sad, but how does crying help at all in that situation.  I can appreciate a sad story in a fictional setting, but again, why would I cry over it? 

I remember I knew a girl that was really emotional and cried really easily.  God damn whenever she cried I did everything in my power to stop her from crying, not because I cared, but because it annoyed the crap out of me.  How was crying helping her in any of the problems she was facing?  Most of the time, since she cried a lot, it would be a very minor problem.  Left your quarterlong project worth half your grade at home with no car available?  ima waste time and cry about it.  No you stupid bitch, if you stayed calm you would realize that you can take a bus to your house and be back before the class starts?  Then you can cry.  I don't hang out with her anymore.