| amp316 said: My theory is that aliens are people from the future that have already witnessed a nuclear war and that by traveling faster than the speed of light are going back in time. They are trying to warn us about the future. Notice how they showed in Roswell, NM where there was a ton of nuclear testing nearby. The reason that they look the way they do is because of evolution. Their craniums are larger because of the need for a larger brain capacity and their jaws are nearly non-existant because they get sustenance from pills and liquids. I still haven't figured out the whole anal probing thing though. That remains a great mystery to me. |
It's evolved from a way to check if the other being is carrying any weapons, to a greeting, much like shaking hands. A handshake originally was used to check if a visitor at your door had a weapon (because apparently weapons could only be carried in your hands). In the future, weapons used to be carried in the anal cavity. They carry out their cultural greeting, but we feel so violated and we cannot reciprocate the probing. Going back in time, you would assume that they knew that we shook hands, but there was a worldwide server crash and all our history, which was recorded on twitter and facebook, was lost forever in 2087.
