All females in video games should follow men's orders

[oldschoolfool]

Zkuq said:

zuvuyeay said:

i really can't agree

why wouldn't you want to hear lara's sexy english accent ordering you to "unzip it big boy and plug me until the morning when i have to go off to thailand and find some artefact,it might help me find my mother"

Because you could tell her to shut up, do all the work, and in the end even stay with you instead of going to Thailand. That's a win-win situation: I win because I get what I want, and she wins because she is able to do what I want her to do. After all, it's the reason for her existence and since she can fulfill her mission, she wins too.

Of course I win more because I get what I want.

Then you wake up to reality? lol see what I did there. lol