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Personally, I like Nintendo's bad ass attitude.  Last gen, Microsoft and Sony were laughing at Nintendo and the Gameube (though I don't know why Microsoft was laughing--they were losing money!).  Nintendo said "Oh yeah, bitches?  We'll here's what I'm gonna do.  I'm gonna re-release the Gamecube to compete against your upcoming super consoles.  But that's not all.  No, I'm gonna give it a little sissy name like Wii.  AND it'll have some crazy looking controller.  Hmmm.  That's not enough of a handicap?  Well then we're going to release games with WORSE graphics than last time. Maybe we'll even use FRIEND CODES.  And, just to make it interesting, how abot we give you guys a headstart.  Microsoft, you guys are a bunch of little bitches.  You can have a year's head start.  Sony?  You had a pretty good run for the last decade.  We'll let you guys have a couple of days to outsell us."

They all laughed.  But Nintendo wasn't f'n around.  With no third party support, no HD support, no DVD or even CD support, paltry online, Wii Music, Nintendo beat them all.