zgamer5 said:
d21lewis said:
zgamer5 said:
d21lewis said:
I wouldn't date her but I'd have sex with her in my patrol car at the recreation department parking lot after 2am if she was the best i could find and it was still 2008.
*hangs head in shame*
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could you have asked leo J?
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He was banned.........
*hangs head in shame*
Actually, now that I think about it, I lost my virginity to a chubby girl. She wasn't 300 pounds or anything but she was definitely fat. We had a good time together and I dated her for about a month despite my sisters mocking me. Plus, she was freak-ay! But after she trained me in the arts of making love to a woman, I got the attention of a 29 year old Sandra Bulloch (young Sandra, not old Sandra!) look-a-like named Lori and I broke up with my chubby girlfriend (If you can call moving and not telling her where I went or giving her my phone number) and never looked back. So, yeah. I can see it.
-Edited for clarity-
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so basically you went out with chubby girls until you where what 25?
*hangs head in shame*
gamers are better then this!
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Lost my virginity at the age of 21. It was April. By the end of that year, I had four different girlfriends (29 year old Lori, 28 year old Lisa, and 25 year old Maria--my fiance---All were hot!) . Only the first one was chubby (19 year old Angela). Of course, I've had a few more since then (chubby, hot, black, white, young and old).
-I've said too much and since it's really easy for me to say too much more, I shall exit at this time.
*exits thread*
