d21lewis said:
*hangs head in shame* Actually, now that I think about it, I lost my virginity to a chubby girl. She wasn't 300 pounds or anything but she was definitely fat. We had a good time together and I dated her for about a month despite my sisters mocking me. Plus, she was freak-ay! But after she trained me in the arts of making love to a woman, I got the attention of a 29 year old Sandra Bulloch (young Sandra, not old Sandra!) look-a-like named Lori and I broke up with her (If you can call moving and not telling her where I went or giving her my phone number) and never looked back. So, yeah. I can see it. |
Oh that was you? Lori sais hi btw.







