Would you date...?

[d21lewis]

zgamer5 said:

d21lewis said:

I wouldn't date her but I'd have sex with her in my patrol car at the recreation department  parking lot after 2am if she was the best i could find and it was still 2008.

*hangs head in shame*

could you have asked leo J?

He was banned.........

*hangs head in shame*

Actually, now that I think about it, I lost my virginity to a chubby girl.  She wasn't 300 pounds or anything but she was definitely fat.  We had a good time together and I dated her for about a month despite my sisters mocking me.  Plus, she was freak-ay!  But after she trained me in the arts of making love to a woman, I got the attention of a 29 year old Sandra Bulloch (young Sandra, not old Sandra!)  look-a-like named Lori and I broke up with my chubby girlfriend (If you can call moving and not telling her where I went or giving her my phone number) and never looked back.  So, yeah.  I can see it.

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