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If I were getting married to Dead Rising 2 and the minister asked if "anybody has any reasons why this man and this game shouldn't be husband and wife?", and Enslaved walked in and said, "I object!", I would kick Dead Rising 2 in the balls, and run off with Enslaved.  Then, we'd make love by the river in the back of Enslaved's 1983 Camaro.

Hope that helps.

-I'm getting both, btw.