Nice report!
What baffles me a bit is that you're so bad at table tennis. Didn't you start with bronze mode? I know the game is incredibly more realistic (and therefor harder) than Wii Sports Resort table tennis, but in bronze mode I thought it was still very easy. I beat every opponent in the bronze championship on my first try, but as soon as I entered silver mode the situation changed completely. I think it easily took me a dozen matches before I even won against the first opponent in silver mode, so I wonder if maybe you simply picked the wrong mode to start with?
I personally think volleyball is rather boring, but I just love bocce and I wonder why nobody else is writing about it. At first I though bocce would be quite boring and expected there would be absolutely no variety (I never played bocce in real life, but I expect that it always uses a standardized course in real life), but as it turned out there are lots of different and quite interesting courses in the game. I expect bocce to be great fun especially for non-gamers by the way, since the controls are extremely easy and it's mainly about having a feeling for how soft/hard you have to throw the ball.
