| allaboutthegames885 said: I fail at life... I just stank up the NFL Prediction League so bad that I posted my own real name on the interwebs (it's Andy Martin, btw) just to set myself up for heckling IRL. I really am just a total loser. Now excuse me while I cope in my usual manner... It involves a lot of eating and just feeling miserable all the while, because I'm so fat... :( |
You gotta work on that self esteem, man. Easier said than done, I know. But still. First of all, the NFL Prediction League isn't important. People may make fun of you for some bad choices but you know what? Fuck 'em. Unless the grand prize was $100,000 and a blowjob from Sara Palin, the only thing that you would have won was bragging rights (aka not a damn thing). As for being a total loser, I don't know you. But if you believe it, that's what you're going to be. Don't focus on any of your shortcomings because we all have them. You have to focus on what's good about Andy Martin. What do you do well? What do you have going on for yourself? Surround yourself with like minded people and lift them up while they lift you up. I don't care if it's the Futurama fan club. And finally, the eating and feeling miserable because you're fat. Simple enough. If you're not hungry, don't eat. If you do eat, don't eat until you're full. Eat enough to kill the hunger.
A positive attitude and changing a few bad habits will take you farther than you can imagine. How old are you, Martin (I call everybody by their last name)?
-and if you reply, hold that thought. I gotta take my kid out for dinner!! I can't cook a thing and she just asked me.
