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I think this announcement is just like watching porn on Showtime, it seems like a great idea until you realize that something isn't quite right. 

Showtime Porn: oh their kissing nice nice, now they undressing, sweet boobs then .... wait a minute they are totally faking it no penetration, no vagina nothing. Was it fun sure, as good as real porn nope. 

New Steel Battalion: on the surface everything looks good, Mechs check, really expensive controller required check, then it hits you where are the buttons, where are my foot pedals and two joysticks, wtf this looks like steel battalion but it plays like something else.

This new game is soft core porn still fun but missing something key from making it complete.