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I was in the Verizon store yesterday waiting to be seen about a problem with my phone bill.  I was 11th in line and I was bored so I played with some of the smart phones that they had on display.  I went to the Facebook app on one of the phones and somebody was still logged in.  It was on his messages or something.  The screen I saw said "Hey facebook, I'm at Verizon checking out this new phone I'm 'bout to buy!"  I promptly changed his status to "I want everybody to know that I'm gay!"  I don't know if that was the right or wrong thing to do but it felt so right at the time.  Then I changed it to "I'm a dumbass and I forgot to log out of this phone at Verizon" and promptly ran to another side of the store in case the guy showed up.

Good times, man.  Good times.