I was in the Verizon store yesterday waiting to be seen about a problem with my phone bill. I was 11th in line and I was bored so I played with some of the smart phones that they had on display. I went to the Facebook app on one of the phones and somebody was still logged in. It was on his messages or something. The screen I saw said "Hey facebook, I'm at Verizon checking out this new phone I'm 'bout to buy!" I promptly changed his status to "I want everybody to know that I'm gay!" I don't know if that was the right or wrong thing to do but it felt so right at the time. Then I changed it to "I'm a dumbass and I forgot to log out of this phone at Verizon" and promptly ran to another side of the store in case the guy showed up.
Good times, man. Good times.