sapphi_snake on 15 September 2010
Farmageddon said:
sapphi_snake said:
Farmageddon said:
It had action, but it wasn't manly action. And really, the guy chosen by the cute magical fireflys prays for a glowing tree to make the buddy animals come and help win a battle with the the oh-so-evil space grunts against all odds. How is that not gay? It's not just a love story. It's what the movie is about.
It's a chick flick. Only young male kids (I'd usually say up to something like 4 or 5, but I'll grant the effects take this number a bit higher) are excused.
I use a simple guide:
Is the movie a porn (with no man on man, of course)?
Is the movie about mindless, badass action?
Is the movie very cinical?
Is it a terror movie?
Is it a (non-romantical) comedy?
If you can answer no to all of the above, you just found a chick flick.
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You have a point there. Now shut up and embrace your feminine side you grunt!
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My feminine side is a lebian truck driver, so it doesn't really matter.
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I said feminine side. There's nothing feminine about a lesbian truck driver. Embrace the camp gay guy within! Admit you cried during Titanic!!!
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