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i want to someday become a successful author with a beautiful wife (of whome i would readily die for, though i begin to wonder if such a thing exists) living on either a farm, or in a forested area where its quiet and i can escape the world.

or a personal army of zombies who will do my every bidding without question.

im not gonna quit chasing either dream...